Asheville's Grove Park Inn might be a ninety-seven year old bastion of civility and leisure, but it gets a little naughty next weekend. It's offering a getaway for older ladies who still know how to growl.
The Sadie Hawkins Cougar City Weekend is custom designed for sexy seniors and their boy toys. The package includes...

• Two nights of accommodations
• Dinner for two
• $100 Grove Park Inn gift card
• Coupon for 20% off Spa
• Coupon for $65 golf round
• Fuzzy handcuffs
• A bottle of Stoli
• Complimentary Poli-Grip

Fine. Yes. I added a few of those. Still, you won't find a better way to enjoy your adult sex toys and woo your favorite farm hand, office intern, or paper boy. The inn just asks that you don't scratch the furniture.