Sometimes you have to own your pain. The "I hate my job candle" is perfect for disgruntled colleagues, downtrodden desk jockeys, and underachievers of all kinds. Made from hand-poured, cruelty-free soy wax, it contains notes of palo santo, amber, bergamot, and cardamom. Like all products from Tal & Bert — a Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania candlemaker — the candle contains no harsh chemicals, carcinogens, parabens, or phthalates. And this beauty may outlast us all, since it will burn cleanly for 50+ hours.