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It's okay to sit in the yard in your underwear.
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The second coming already happened. It was called The Allman Brothers Band.
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Everyone loves an ABC Store gift card for Christmas.
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Ain't nothing more fun than bouncing along country roads in the back of a '78 Chevy truck, except driving a '78 Chevy truck on country roads.
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If you can drive a '78 Chevy truck, you can drive a tank.
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Wear more than a corduroy jacket when you go deer hunting.
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You can get a decent car for $25.
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Never make your kid mow when it's over 100 degrees.
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Chainsaws are fun!